Dirk Scuttlebutt
Dirk Scuttlebutt is a senior fake correspondent for The Pulse. He writes satirical pieces designed to comment on current events using humor and whimsy.
Pensacola city council approval rating somehow drops below zero
The Pensacola City Council's approval rating has somehow dropped below zero, pollsters announced Friday, puzzling analysts and mathematicians, who have spent days trying to figure...
Amid prison overcrowding, Fort Pickens to reopen as county jail
"We've just run out of ideas," said Escambia County administrator Jack Brown, speaking during a press conference held Friday at Gulf Islands National Seashore.
Brown was...
Five things that didn’t take as long as last week’s Pensacola...
Last Thursday's Pensacola City Council meeting was epic in every sense of the word: epically mismanaged, epically silly at times, and above all, epically...
Businesses flounder, downtown falls apart after food truck appears
Area sign printers are struggling to keep up with demand Tuesday as dozens of downtown business owners have placed orders for "out of business"...
Mitchell: Food trucks signal the end of days
Wilmer Mitchell has seen a lot in his days, but for the 109-year-old patriarch of the Seville Quarter empire, nothing compares to the danger presented by...
