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Dirk Scuttlebutt is a senior fake correspondent for The Pulse. He writes satirical pieces designed to comment on current events using humor and whimsy.

Hayward decides to just cover Confederate monument with tarp until racism...

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With public opinion sharply divided following his suggestion that Pensacola's most prominent Confederate monument be removed, Mayor Ashton Hayward has decided instead to simply...

Judge’s order to remove Bayview Cross opens portal to Hell

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Just hours after federal judge Roger Vinson ordered a cross in Pensacola's Bayview Park removed, sources confirmed that a portal to Hell, the Bottomless...

Pensacola developers look to intensify, accelerate gentrification efforts

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With downtown Pensacola redevelopment in full swing, a group of developers is hoping to capitalize by aggressively reshaping and rebranding several near-downtown neighborhoods. Many of those developers have...

Pensacola officials: “Homeless people shouldn’t make us feel sad”

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Frustrated by the ongoing homeless plague invading the city's revitalized downtown, Pensacola officials are proposing a new measure to banish all homeless people from the...

Pensacola begins search for new billionaire philanthropist

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An extensive nationwide search aimed at recruiting a new billionaire philanthropist to the Pensacola area is underway, city officials announced Thursday. The City of Pensacola is...

Trump announces new monorail project over Pensacola Bay

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Even before taking office, President-elect Donald J. Trump has unveiled his plan for a futuristic transportation system, dubbed the TrumpRail, which would send passengers...

Crestview erupts in hellfire after council passes downtown alcohol amendment

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In the wake of a 3-2 vote by the Crestview City Council to allow downtown businesses to serve alcohol outside during special events, the...

Bare caps productive four-year term on Pensacola City Council

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There was hardly a dry eye in the Pensacola City Council's chambers Tuesday as popular city councilman Charles Bare wrapped up a wildly productive four-year...

Pensacola good ol’ boys shocked after not getting their way

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This month's vote to appoint yet another woman as the University of West Florida's next president came as a shock to old rich white...

Congressional candidate doubles down with tank giveaway

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Bolstered by the success of his recent AR-15 rifle giveaway on social media, State Senator and congressional candidate Greg Evers is upping the stakes...
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