Tag: funny
Hey Turkeys, It’s Time
Hey turkeys, it's time.
Memaw and the cousins are due to arrive in T-minus 15 hours and counting. You’re either elbow-deep in guts and gizzards...
10 Phrases Banned in Pensacola
This time of year is always a juxtaposition of holding our breath for the close of hurricane season and celebrating taking the beaches back....
No, You Don’t Need a Goat
Y’all ever sat around and pondered if you could handle a goat?
Not a proverbial goat rodeo which we handle daily, but like a real...
Storytellin’ and Swimmin’ Armadillos
I’m often asked how I write good stories. I know this, you can’t tell a good story without livin’ it first. In the South,...
It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Humidity
Taylor Swift wears a skort and an oversized shirt to cross the street and the whole of the earth loses its fashionista mind. Y’all,...
